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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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