I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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