Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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