Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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