- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

kennah campion when she talks

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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