- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What is white and long? A New York winter

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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