- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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