- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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