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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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