- Anti Joke

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?