- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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