- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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