- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

H o m o comes out as homo

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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