Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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