Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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