- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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