jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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