- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Women's rights.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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