- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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