- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

human centipede

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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