What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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