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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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