- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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