Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You are joking right?

A sober Irish individual.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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