How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How about that airline food?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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