- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

that wall over there ->

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

YOU

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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