- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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