- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Face...the other white meat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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