- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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