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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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