- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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