How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Small Penis.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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