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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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