- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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