The chickens have become self-aware!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Anti Joke

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