- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you call two dog? dogs

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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