- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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