- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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