- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My Nan, that is all.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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