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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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