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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

human centipede

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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