- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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