Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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