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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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