- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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