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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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