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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

I like that, but why am I happy?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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