A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What is funnier than 24 69

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