- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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