- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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