- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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