Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

The WPGA tour

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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