- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

The child was fired from his job.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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