What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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