- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

your mom.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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