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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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