What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Pianos.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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