- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

womens rights.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A lot eh?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Immigration Laws

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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