A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why? Because.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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eoin burgin is fat

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