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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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