A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

cancer

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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