- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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