What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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someone called someone else a frog

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