- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what came first the chicken or the chips

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??