So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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