Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

H o m o comes out as homo

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How about that airline food?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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