- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's my tractor?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

You are joking right?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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