- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Women's Rights

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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