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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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