Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Women's Rights

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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