- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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