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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock knock Fuck off!

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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