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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

I am a mime

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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