what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

I walk into a bar...

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

read me write me

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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