A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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