a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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