- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Japan

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??