- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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