No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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