- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A black person dies.

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