- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

God is real.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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