- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Pianos.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

your mom.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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