Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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12 niqqa 12.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Tilt your screen back .

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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TIMMY

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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