- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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