- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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