- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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